cretar

Combination of crunk and retar
Retar meaning someone who updates there Facebook all the time

Eh man u see him
Yea man he be looking like a cretar over there

by robbiefan22 February 26, 2011

cretaphobia

The fear of almost all sea creatures that can do damage to anything because you don't want to get stung by an eel and them bleed so much that a shark comes and tears off your leg and them you are left to die with the ocean salt to burn your open wound.

help! help! i have an open wound and I can't swim with out a leg! I have cretaphobia!

by phobionic March 29, 2013

criam

slang term for cream, used in any errah.

Dude, I think she criamed in her riam.

by Hot Yimmm October 2, 2013

coitaphobia

Fear of intimacy

The virgin had coitaphobia

by Looster October 3, 2013

cretanism

The uncontrollable ability to bother, annoy or harass others with one's behavior.

My brother is a cretan and suffers from cretanism and low levels of gravitas.

by Stanchion May 4, 2014

clitaracts

Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.

Oh dear my darling I think my clitaracts are playing up, I can barely feel you.

by spaffburger May 17, 2014

cratasha

Is a tall person that loves having sex is sexy and loves basketball and always steals

Man I was with cratasha and she was good in bed

by Eat da booty 123 August 23, 2016