crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.
You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.
by ricky roma November 18, 2003
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Crap-ton

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.
Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.
by Ericdii August 02, 2012
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Crapped Out

A technological term, for when something dies/freezes
Joe: Damnit! My phone just crapped out in the middle of the call!

Danny:Shit! My laptop crapped out!
by coolbill14 July 19, 2010
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crap monkey

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
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clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas
"oh shit clifford crapped!"
by Debbie Pancake March 06, 2008
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crap circles

circles on underwear, skivvies or other pantswear that show up and may be the work of aliens (such as Klingons or other off-world groups)
Mikey noticed that every morning when changing his underwear his dog Lucky would immediately start licking the mysterious crap circles that had appeared there.
by Sam LaDue March 05, 2008
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The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?
by James Bell February 16, 2007
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