Simon Cowell

An extremely sweet, sexy, funny, charming British man who is most known for his juding on both Pop Idol and American Idol.

I want to marry Simon Cowell.

by Kirstie May 20, 2004

cowen

Complete whore, a totally arrogant prick who should be taken out and shot and then beaten

"Oi cowen, die horrfically"

by thomas cowen January 31, 2005

cowhead

Female reproductive system.

Becky... did you notice in our health class that those ovaries and uterus in the diagram really looks like a cowhead?

by lbritish June 29, 2004

Cowrey

A term used to describe the ultimate body figure failure of Mariah Carey. It's a common term used by the industry and fans alike to describe how fat Mariah Carey is. The term can be used in reference to the following, including but not limited to: Carey's trannylicious make-up, Carey's fugly clothing, Carey's cheap weave, Carey's tactics of ripping off other artists, Carey's chart performance fails, Carey's flop records, and Carey's shitty singles.

"OMG! I cannot believe Mariah Carey just let herself go and be so fat. No wonder they call her Mooriah Cowrey"
"Did you know that Mariah Cowrey's new single is an epic flop?"
"The mental meltdown Mariah Cowrey had in 2000 was because she gained weight too much."

by Brucefeolo November 30, 2016

cowbell

Half of what is responsible for the phenomena called deja vu for when the combining of the cowbell's steel casing and Will Ferrell awsome talent were combined that saturday night the space time continuum was ripped by pure awsomeness.

Will Ferrell: I would be doing myself and everyone in here a diservice if I didn't play the hell out of this cowbell.
Jimmy Fallon: *Boyish Backround Giggle*

by Plastic Soccer Trophy April 11, 2006

cowlesie

Usually referred to as "the coolest person on earth". He is often found at school or asleep in a car that he found on the street. 'Cowlesie' can also be used as a verb, meaning "falling asleep somewhere unknown, and waking up somewhere else".

Dude, i pulled a Cowlesie last night, and ended up in a closet in the middle of a strip mall with a woman stroking my chest with a purple feather. Then my friend ran an yelled "We gotta go!" and we proceeded to run out of the mall in our skivies.

by Mudassaur May 23, 2008

Coleene

something so amazing, it's just better than sex. It's perfect, and nothing or no one can compare. A totally god in bed, everyone needs a Coleene

I wish Coleene was mine.

by Aryn Clifford🙊 May 14, 2015