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covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.
Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
mugGet the covid heroesmug.

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.
Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.
by Fasters September 18, 2020
mugGet the Covid-🎲mug.

covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.
Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”
by Funny Moms December 12, 2020
mugGet the covid posermug.

COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing
dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks
by okamipad November 27, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid Daddy

A man you think you are in deep love with but you are only really with him because covid has you bored, lonely and stir crazy.
Carrie: I can't talk to you on the phone, I have a new man in my life that I am committed to.

Man: Oh when did you guys meet?

Carrie: We haven't met yet.

Man: Ahh, so you got yourself a Covid Daddy.

Submitted by: @nasescobar316
by Nas Escobar October 26, 2020
mugGet the Covid Daddymug.

Covid Worshipper

An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshippers have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.

They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.

These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.
1. The cashier was a total Covid Worshipper, she was getting upset because the customer had the mask under their nose.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.

4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.
by Mr Zionist April 11, 2021
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Covid Nigger

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.
Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
by Noroi February 24, 2021
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