closet man

A man that you can "pull out of the closet" when you need something taken care of, then put him "away" when you he is finished with his "task"... ex-cutting the grass, giving orgasms, folding the laundry

Gotta call my closet man, I'm horny

by Farmerfox3 September 1, 2019

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Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers

"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"

by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019

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in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out

hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic

by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010

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Closet Dumbass

A closet dumbass is someone who will talk nonstop, regardless of the subject, and make like they know everything about said subject even if they know little to nothing about it, for pure sake of staying in the conversation.

An obvious way to catch someone you suspect as a closet dumbass is to ask them about something that you already are well versed on and watch them stumble as you contradict them when they're wrong.

Rob: ...so anyways that's why I'm a big fan of Dio.

(Eric walks up to join the conversation)

Eric: Yeah me too. Im a huge fan.

Rob: No you're not. You've never even heard of Dio.

Eric: Yeah I am. In fact I just saw them in concert last month.

Josh: Last month? Horseshit! Dio died last year.

Rob: Yeah really, Eric. You're such a closet dumbass!

by Mick the Dick July 16, 2011

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