1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
by thirdrock February 15, 2005
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She was a showgirl,
With yellow feathers in her hair,
And a dress cut down to there,
She would...
She was a showgirl,
With yellow feathers in her hair,
And a dress cut down to there,
She would...
by Ghandiisms February 23, 2005
Get the Copacabana mug.Slang term to describe fuckin a girl real good. The term coach is from Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka. Since Ditka sounds a lot like Dicka we say i'mma give that bitch some of this dicka or some coachin. Ditka led the Bears to a superbowl victory so that's some good Coachin.
I'mma give that bitch some coachin tonight. I'mma put that Mike DICKA on that bitch, some of this good chicago coachin.
by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006
Get the Coachin mug.Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.
Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
by Matt Damon gets all the ladies. January 28, 2005
Get the Coach Z mug.The dilemma music fans face when attending any one of these large music festivals where all of one's favorite bands are playing simultaneously on different stages.
According to the schedule I have here, Arctic Monkeys are on the main stage, Amy Winehouse is on in the Gobi Tent, and Tilly and the Wall is playing in the Mojave Tent. This presents us with a real coachundrum!
by Jason Kucsma July 12, 2007
Get the coachundrum mug.A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.
1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.
2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.
2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.
by rhutton125 November 25, 2007
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Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
by Kandeez May 28, 2010
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