why certainly dear

a statement of agreement when u cant be arsed saying anythin else, also can be used as sarcasm

person: hello lee

Lee: why certainly dear

by Lee Holland September 20, 2003

Full Contact Origami

Slang term for participating in underground fight clubs.

"Dude, I almost killed him in full contact origami."

by Casey May 13, 2005

World Contact Day

World Contact Day is an undated future event. The name relates to the day when first contact with intelignet alien life is made with Earth.

This day in history shall henceforth be known as World Contact Day, the day we first made contact with inteligent extraterrestrial life.

by Amadeus2k8 March 12, 2009

lateral coital position

after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.

After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D

by RLN0518 August 31, 2010

contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

Contaigery

This refers to the level by which a sickness must have mutated to increase in potency that a sickness that was formerly diagnosed as man-flu has when it is passed on to the heartless s.o.b. that misdiagnosed the sickness to begin with...of course this is due to the fact the the sickness MUST HAVE gotten more powerful upon contagion because the diagnoser claims to not be exagerating the misery but will not apologize for claiming that the diagnosee had.

This in one of the most readily documented instances of instant Karma

Her - Honey, this flu miserable. I want to die. I didn't realize it was that bad when you first had it. It must have gotten stronger since you gave it to me.

Him - That's right. Who's the baby now? I guess you weren't aware of this bug's contaigery.

by S Benedict Cheng March 27, 2008

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009