Cork

The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:

Heaven
Elysium

Paradise

Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?

God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.

by GCC_Sham January 28, 2022

Cork

Floating device

The cork was bobbing up and down

by Toodamnmean June 11, 2017

Cork

wine bottle cap

person 1: cork

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve June 12, 2024

cork

A big dick tall motherfucker

Did you meet my friend Cork

by agunsfohbg[s0rdghbf nqa0dfnb s November 21, 2023

cork

a short, stumpy penis.

I wanted to see underneath, but all I got was cork!

His cork really stopped me from spilling.

by walletchaser November 22, 2019

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky

You’re being such a cork

by Stankodank April 11, 2019

cork

A penis

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.

by AngryBananas March 12, 2016