ghetto cocktail

combining alcohol with any available beverage in a desperate attempt to take the bitterness out. This method can also be used to disguise booze at a place where alcohol is frowned upon.

Girl: "Okay. I have peach vodka. Its really gross. Get the purple gatorade from the fridge, make me a ghetto cocktail, and lets party!"

by cheap partier June 6, 2010

Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.

Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.

by Xomous March 29, 2022

snowbird cocktail

when a snowbird or yankee visits a restaurant while staying in Florida for the winter they will order a free glass of water to save a little money. once the server brings the glass of water, the snowbird takes the lemon which is included with the glass of water, and squeezes its juice into the water, and then adds a couple packets of sugar or sugar substitute (which are sitting on the table and are also free), then mixes it all together so that they have a free glass of lemonade, or a "snowbird cocktail."

waiter: (sarcastically) those yankees over there are making snowbird cocktails, so I know I'll be getting a HUGE tip today.

by KowboyTrav May 25, 2007

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

cockthirsty

Desiring to place the male member in one's mouth.

I want to deep throat your penis. I'm so cockthirsty.

by Henry Leadwen October 10, 2005

Cocktease

1.) A girl who flirts with boys but has no intention of hooking up with them. Often giving them the impression that she has interest, but this will usually lead into a trap, or essentially "tricking" the boy into developing feelings for the girl. And in turn the boy will be stunned when he is rejected. Girls who do this are typically whores, and/or starved for attention. AVOID AT ALL COST!
2.) A girl who dresses provocatively, often focusing on her breasts, or ass as highlighted features to help draw attention of males. She uses this to arrouse boys at her disposal if successful. Hence the term "Cockteaser". On a sidenote: these girls will tend to act innocent as if they didn't know what they were doing, or what is going on. If a cocktease should ever give you the line "Well you read too much into it." SIMPLY RESPOND: "NO SHIT COCKTEASE, YOU GAVE OUT ALL THE SIGNALS YOU FUCKING WHORE!" OR "JESUS, YOUR SUCH A FUCKING COCKTEASE!"

Hannah talks to Eric and gives him several hints that she likes him. Some are subtle, but most are obvious. Over the course of time he will develope a friendship with the cocktease, and eventually ask her out on a date. When this happens she will either flat-out reject him or give him some lame brain excuse. When in reality, Hannah is fucking black guys in mall-parking lots left & right and God knows where else. Hannah is liar/cunt/whore...but above all, A COCKTEASE!

by Newsflash February 19, 2008

Cosby Cocktail

COSBY COCKTAIL - Noun

This is when you stuff someone's toilet with their hand towel, then you mix in a lot of Jello powder and poo. This is the same thing as a Jello Bowl except you add poo in this one. I would imagine you would want to add the poo torwards the end of the process.

He had some nasty mudbutt when he used my toilet and didn't clean it up so the next I was at his place I gave him a Cosby Cocktail.

by lowteck May 28, 2006