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ComputerTech

ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet relay chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.Rizon.net, irc.Irc-nerds.net).

ComputerTech loves to shag sheep. Sometimes clueless. But in the end, he's a good guy. Friendly. Cares what others say.
ComputerTech loves to shag sheep.
by IamFoxy January 7, 2022
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Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
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Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.
"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
by Ju_C December 20, 2009
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Non-Computer Lingo-ey

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much
Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.
by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011
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Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
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Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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