first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Lance Commandant

A Lance Corporal in the USMC who abuses his power by making Privates and Private First Classes do dumb shit. A Lance Commandant is usually overly strict, and just an asshole that hates life and takes out his frustration on others below him. He thinks he is better than the rest of the junior enlisted just because he has been in the USMC for a few more months.

"Wow, one guy is one minute late to the fifteen prior for our accountability formation at 5:00am, so Lance Commandant is making us all pick up every single shell on the beach as a punishment, because apparently it's our fault the marine is slow as hell."

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

11th Commandment

An unwritten rule of the ten commandments; don't go against a promise made to god involving the prohibition of wanking. I.e if an individual swears to god they won't wank for a week then they must not wank for a week, unless they want to be sent to the devils kingdom.

Samantha: Hey John, ive noticed you haven't been yourself today and you appear paranoid or distressed, its ok to tell me whats been going on.

John: Well its not the easiest topic to discuss, look, I broke the 11th Commandment. You see three days ago I swore on god that I wouldnt wank of a week but I was going through one of my dads old playboys magazines last night and couldn't resist the immense urge of busting a nut.

by nathooo January 2, 2018

commander-in-chief

The Constitutional military rank of the President of the United States.
The highest rank in the United States military.

Franklin Roosevelt and Harry Truman were both commander-in-chiefs during World War II.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020