ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

contract movie

A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.

How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)

by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005

pink contract

An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.

DirtySpammers Inc. bought a pink contract from MSN to send more useless spam to hotmail users.

by biig November 3, 2003

I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

Liquid contacts

Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.

"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.

by Englewood August 7, 2006

eye contact limbo

when two people are talking but there's no way to go around them so you tend to duck so as to not obstruct their eye contact.

Jack and Jill were in the hallway having a conversation and I didnt want to walk in between them but had to luckily I was able to play some eye contact limbo.

by SusieQ63 October 22, 2010

Contractor

What Kid Rock drives after being arrested for beating up Tommy Lee.

Kid Rock got released from the police station, jumped on his contractor, and sped off into the countryside.

by LeotheMan January 29, 2009