Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

Cockerian

A resident of Cockerton in the North of England

Wow look its a cockerian.

by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021

ape cockery

Noun/Verb: the act of conducting yourself in a socially unacceptable manner.

Examples include: dancing on/around vehicles in parking lots, blasting loud music that no one besides you wants to hear, etc.

I hate working Friday night, there is too much ape cockery going on in this parking deck.

by Eric Moore-Avis January 28, 2014

Cockcrasy

When your cock falls off due to leprosy.

Things were going, till she found out cockcrasy.

by Cockcracy August 14, 2015

Cockaraoke

Using a cock/penis as a microphone to sing karaoke .

saturday nights are cockaraoke nights at Hilda and Howard's house...

by Vegalicious October 13, 2016

cockeimers

The condition in which a females brain forgets everything except cock ( not the cock-a-doodle-do kind either)

Jonathan called the "white coats" after Stephanie developed cockeimers and would not remove her face from Jonathan's penis

by LemmeF1ndOut October 26, 2020

coccers

Coccers a extremely racist slur against hispanic people especially women

those fucking coccers stole my taco

by TwoT0onedBread October 1, 2021