Clinton Baptiste

A character played by Alex Lowe in Peter Kay's Phoenix nights. Most famous for the quote "I'm getting the word........ Nonce"

"Clinton Baptiste performed live at The Phoenix Club last Night"

by Clarkie03 January 21, 2021

clinton kohler

Clinton Gay turd that watches too much debate videos

" wow that Clinton Kohler really jerks off too much."

by Fuckmeinthehardjellyanus July 6, 2016

Clinton Eyes

Giving the look of professionalism with a hint of "I want to penetrate your holes," in your eyes.

Clinton Eyes Clinton Eyes Bill Sex Rape

by Sidewinder727 November 18, 2010

Bill Clinton

(Verb)
1. To prematurely and or messily ejaculate in a way that leaves damning evidence
2. To make a splashy entrance esp. when it is not called for
3. To spill something making a terrible mess.

The kids that were just in here thought they were being discreet, but the poor guy Bill Clintoned all over that woman's dress when I walked in. So...yeah, I'm not cleaning that up.

Did you see Jimmy Bill Clinton his way in here, in that ten gallon hat, gawd what a douche

Oh I'm sorry Kristy I didn't mean to Bill Clinton sunscreen all over your back. Here let me clean it up.

by B1tchicle September 1, 2022

Bill Clinton

Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel

*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*

by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

clinton miller

A guy in a small town who has two uvualas. Likes to catfish girls, and also poops in bags. He also gets girls pregnant and never takes care of the children.

Who were you with last night?

Oh that’s just Clinton Miller...he poops in bags.

by Kvincent007 June 2, 2020

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021