clackers

Persons possessing unique laughing sounds. Usually hired by comedians who would fill the house with as many as he could afford in order to impress management and get themselves 'held over.'

"This guy's gonna need a squadron of Uncle Bob's professional clackers to warm this room up."

by Gwynne January 31, 2004

Clacker

Poking a woman's gag reflex, triggering a blast of vomit.

"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"

"Shit, Jim, his momma ain't ever gonna get those stains out"

by Mrolls May 14, 2014

Clinkers

The hair that surrounds a mans anus hole

I have got loads of clinkers

by DanTheMan December 15, 2004

clickerdacker

kellyish for a remote

wheres that goddamn clickerdacker, whos the motherfucking cockbite who took it.

by analog_anarchy August 31, 2004

4 o'clocker

The "Business Analyst" that slips out the door 2 hours early.

I've got an advanced degree in Business Administration, and you don't pay me enough to take this job seriously. So F-you, I'm going to play tennis, i'm a 4 o'clocker on this job.

by kantmakn September 20, 2005

clocker

Amtrak local service between NY-Philly.

May I have a one-way fare on the 5:30 Clocker to Trenton?

by 7 Train January 27, 2004

clinker

The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.

After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.

by ataraxis July 5, 2009