Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

cancer

Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

by Matcha_M March 3, 2021

Chattanooga Chum Bucket

When you ejaculate and shit in a pale and leave it in a dark, warm place for two weeks. After the two weeks grab it and chug.

Oh darn! I forgot to check on my Chattanooga Chum Bucket

by Yellow_Babber June 22, 2024

Chum Bucket

A woman's vagina that has a diabolical,rotten, seafood smell vagina smell rotten pussy

Nick: "Bro, why the hell didn't you take that girl home from the party?" party girl

Kevin: "I planned on it until I got a whiff of her chum bucket when she gave me that lap dance. "
Vagina lap dance chum bucket pussy

by unDURYEAted July 27, 2016

Chums

A sensitised term for periods or menstruation frequently used in Bangalore, India

She is tired because she got her chums today

by FunBobby28 October 18, 2023

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017