A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."
"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
by bigstraightfollowing July 18, 2008
Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 04, 2021
When you ejaculate and shit in a pale and leave it in a dark, warm place for two weeks. After the two weeks grab it and chug.
by Yellow_Babber June 22, 2024
by John Kardinson April 27, 2022
Bum Chum is frequently used when you're angry and don't want to swear however i don't recommend saying it around school or your parents. That was the slang version, heres the actual definition of a Bum Chum, an actual Bum Chum means a crumb / chum that falls out of your buttocks after you urinate or poop.
"Oh Bum Chum!" said Dave as he accidentally dropped a hammer on his toe.
"Oh, i just dropped one of my Bum Chums!'' explained the man that just had a poop.
"Oh, i just dropped one of my Bum Chums!'' explained the man that just had a poop.
by hArri3tbutt3rf13ld April 01, 2024
When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.
by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019