Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

cancer

Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

by Matcha_M March 3, 2021

chumming

When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.

I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.

by DrBBD August 18, 2017

Chum-Lee

A hair style that looks like Chum from pawn stars.
Eg: long hair and halve grown beard.

What hair style are going for?
The full Chum-Lee

by Kid with assburgars June 24, 2019

Chum

An Indian girls creamy vaginal secretion.

Darran enjoyed Shanjitas spicy chum.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Chum Bucket

A prison or jail cell where only homosexual men are held.

“He in here actin a little too feminine, boutta have the CO’s throw him in the Chum Bucket .”

by PeppyDisSide May 11, 2022