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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.
"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."
by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008
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Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.
She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.
by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008
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Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga
by Matcha_M March 3, 2021
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Chumming

When a person gambles a good amount of money on a slot machine which in theory makes the machine ready for a big win for the next person who plays on the machine.
Oh I have to get on that machine when Bernice gets off of it. She been chumming that machine for the last hour, it's gotta win!
by N8Stylo February 18, 2024
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Chum

a chum is a homie who will always be by your side and would never be a fake mf
what’s up my chum
your my chum
by GerkDog101 April 1, 2022
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Chum

Long - distance soul mate for life. Usually an Australian girl and American guy
My chum is the one for me
by Loverforlife0828 April 23, 2019
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chum

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by chumtimes March 3, 2021
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