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Doing a Chris Brown 

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
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going chris brown 

When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.
he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.
going chris brown by Sonnyson March 11, 2009

My Brother Chris Brown 

Adjective: An insult meant to perturb those around you. Especially your mother, father, cats, dogs, and lame chimpanzees. It is a sin to be a My Brother Chris Brown and squirrels will find he or she called a My Brother Chris Brown irresistible. Beware of rabid squirrels, however, as they may or may not try to rape the offender. From trees... Or shrubs.

Verb: To run like a duck with chlamydia or sandy bollocks. May or may not include a beach or sandpaper. Always includes duck. Quack...
Adjective: My teachers are being such My Brother Chris Browns. Luckily, I saw a tree of squirrels out back. And a shrub.
Verb: Your sister is My Brother Chris Brown in the backyard landfill.

Sergeant Chris Brown 

Sergeant Chris Brown is a soldier of the future, he once killed 6 tigers with his bare hands
I am Sergeant Chris Brown and i love killing tigers with my bare hands

Chris Beat Em Down Brown

Chris Brown's new nickname after he beat up Rihanna.
White Guy: Did you see Rihanna's battered up face after Chris Beat Em Down Brown got to her?
Black Oreo: Yea, he was really mad, dude.

Chris Browned 

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..
My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...
Chris Browned by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

chris brownie 

when you take a poo in your hand. then you smack a girl in the face as hard as you can
yo rianna pissed me off last night so i gave her a chris brownie.
chris brownie by Deathreaper November 6, 2009