Chootiatopia

A person who can not stay with in his own pants, has insects up his ass. A person who has gives out allergies and makes people into a chootiya.
Definition two : A set of Chootias who hang around girl's locker
Definition three: Inversely proptional to man kind.

Zain had chootiotopia and so do hammad, both are rewarded with Chootia Noble prize for developing chutiyaness.
Chootia kitna chootia hia
chootiye jaisa zain ka mann Chootiatopia

Hammad bhi tu kehta hai..chootion ke dil ki dharkan
Hammad says larki ko galay nehi lagaon, ciggerete ko galay nehi lagaon ..paar chutiyon ko galay zaroor lagaon Chootiatopia

Zain says jaab bhi koi larki dekho mera dil bolayy chotiyaa, chootiya chootiya chootiya chootiyaaaaa Chootiatopia

Bachi : Hammad u looks nice
Hammad: soorrry hunny bunnyy only chootiya larkay allowedss Chootiatopia

Doctor: Hammad congratz ur wife got a baby
Hammad: Beta hamara chootia banega....Beta chootiotopia join karega..mager yeh kisi ne na hai jana..! Chootion ka kaam karega Chootiatopia

Yeh dil chootiotopia...yeh dil chootiotopia..
bachion ka yeh hai deewana
Locker per hai galian khana....Chootiatopia

by Zainn April 2, 2007

choofter

1) A truly talentless computer programmer that thinks that he/she knows what he/she is doing all of the time.

2) Thinks he/she is great at his/her job to the frustration of truly talented and experienced fellow workers.

3) A script kitty. A cut and paster.

John is an untalented, overpaid, obnoxious, unproductive, resource wasting schmuck that never listens to anyone else's opinion. What a supreme choofter.

by Plasticacorn June 19, 2008

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

by BJT9000 November 15, 2002

chofa

When a penis (usually a chode) is so big you can sit on it.

Gal: I knew my boyfriend had a chode, but i didn't know it was a chofa!

by ChuckeCheese May 20, 2012

Choffer

Someone choking on semi

Choff is choking on semi, what a choffer

by Jukeboxjedi July 21, 2019

chofa

when a chair makes love to a sofa

jane: "honey, i thought the living room felt empty so i went and got you a chofa for football night!"

by jessikamontana October 4, 2008

choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

by slater November 12, 2003