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choad

the hood of a womans loins.some have outties others have choads, the fupa is a choad.
I GOT MY CHOAD LICKED. LICKING OF THE CHOAD. NOT CUNNINGLUS.
by TIFFYCA SHEROXU1 April 10, 2022
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Dorsal Choad

An oversized fin shaped , flap of skin , (landing strip), connecting male or female anus to penis or vagina.
My dorsal choad is chafed and inflamed, Dr. Paul, please script me meds to shrink.
by Rivardary June 16, 2019
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Choad in a Blanket

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!
by the grim preacher January 2, 2017
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Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.
Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!
by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025
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Choad

A choad is a small penis.
Claudia:I heard Bryan has a choad?!
Bella:I’ve seen it it’s tiny😂
by Bellamellamoo April 24, 2019
mugGet the Choadmug.

choad catcher

choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
by Jewdrop crop top August 6, 2018
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choad chaser

A woman or man who prefers girth over length when referencing a penis
That girl there, her name must be Hannah, is a choad chaser .
by owl fountain May 25, 2016
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