The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
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John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"
Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
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by disco banana December 3, 2009
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Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
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Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010
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