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Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!
by Jonno93 January 24, 2006
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Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.
I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
by Reid R December 17, 2008
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Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.
John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"
by disco banana December 3, 2009
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Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"
Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"
by Whiteboy9576 April 7, 2010
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Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.
by Head Ington May 3, 2010
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captain morgan pose

A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
by FoxxxyD August 29, 2016
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Captain Nibbles

Some retarded dude who has a fetish for pancakes and is the captain of nibbling on dicks.
-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3
by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017
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