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Chamonix

Usually a beautiful Woman. Very sexy, and prefers to have some fun. Beautiful on the inside and out, nice kind yet very thrillful and exciting. A nice person you should want to know. ;Chamonix, a very unique/friendly person.
Chamonix, a female.
by Janxtasx July 20, 2010
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smoke a canon

Man I gotta pull over and smoke that canon or else I'm gonna fall asleep.
by DudeStoner February 28, 2005
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Mtv and the E channel

Take them both off the air and then disband the fucking shitty FCC too!
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Jizz Canon

The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.
"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"
by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007
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Chalone

a penis that is wider than it is long
Tim: man that guys got a tuna can for a dick
Jimmy: oh, you mean a chalone?
Tim: yeah
by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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change the channel drama

Drama that is not fun to watch or to be a part of. Watching it is boring or just plain annoying compared to "somebody make popcorn drama" and forces you to crave something more exciting and DRAMATIC.

Awkward turtle is commonly present.
not change the channel drama:
nick: "did you sleep with my best friend or not?"
jessica: "yes, okay.. jesus! i did, and it was better than anything you've ever done. what are you going to do about it, asshole?"
nick: "i'm going to make sure i'm better than he was, starting RIGHT NOW"

change the channel drama:
nick: "you don't even care about me. why do you all hate me all of a sudden? whatever, i'm going to go take more shots and be emo and i'd like to see you stop me. this isn't funny jessica; fuck you. and fuck everyone else. i hate myself."
by wearethem January 7, 2009
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Channel 44

When something is humourous it is referred to as being "channel 44".
Dude #1: My mom fell asleep in her car in the sun and her breast implants blew up in her face.

Dude #2: That's so channel 44.
by Scott G Robertson December 28, 2008
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