Rape Card

When a woman has consensual sex with a man and regrets it the next morning. So instead of owning up to her mistake and claiming responsibility she claims to have been raped. This negates any responsibility on her part and any attempt at insinuating the innocence of the man is considered misogyny/victim-blaming.

Jill had sex with Jack, despite being in a relationship with Steve, last night. She knew Steve would dump her and her friends would give her grief for it when they found out so she played the Rape Card and told everyone that Jack raped her. Everyone hugged her and told her how much they loved her and were there for her. Meanwhile Jack had to drop out after being ostracized on campus and is now facing criminal charges because everyone thinks he's a rapist.

But whatever at least no one thinks Jill is a slut!

by Wiggles_OHallahan July 18, 2013

georgia credit card

A siphon hose(primarily used to steal gasoline)

Dammit, my car's empty and I filled it up last night. Somebody must have come by with a Georgia Credit Card and emptied me out.

by Rawhyde & Bubba December 6, 2006

b-card

the butthole equivalent of a "V-card"; a symbol of one's burginity

1) hell yeah, I'm still a B-card carrying member

2) I lost everything including my B-card in last night's poker game

by rocco valentine October 30, 2008

Springfield Gas Card

1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.

2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.

“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.

by Mopery November 28, 2009

autism card

A card that can be pulled like the race card but is for autistic people to defend him/herself. Sometimes, non-autistic people lie on the internet claiming they're autistic to get away with certain things, even though acting like one does not make one cool.

Person 1: This video is shit! Can't you even do better?
Person 2: I have autism, you know
Person 1, thinking: Fuck, he pulled the autism card

by M8Bit June 5, 2018

green card

In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.

"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"

by XeroCint October 31, 2009

Race Card

Using your own, or someone else's race to intimidate others into letting someone get away with something inherently bad.

Some Dude: You know, I think those four black people who tortured that Trump supported should be on the death sent---
Some other guy: RACIST!!!!!
Some Dude: Alright man!! Just... calm the effing hell down!
The Inexplicable Third Person: Don't lower your defenses man. He's playin' a race card

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017