by Coconut17 May 25, 2016
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I’ve done my own medical research and I’ve concluded that I’ll be safer inside my douche canoe versus simply getting vaccinated.
by AntiEverythingFC August 5, 2021
Get the Douche Canoe mug.a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.
Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"
Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."
by Joey BeefBuicker November 4, 2012
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Look at these idiots in their Jew Canoe swerving through traffic trying to get back to Lakewood from Brooklyn
by The answer is always Pork Roll May 25, 2023
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by Douchewhisperer June 28, 2022
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