Caninja

1. Canine Ninja.

2. A canine with astonishing stealth and assassination skills.

I seriously think my Border Collie is a caninja, he just appeared in front of me and I swear I put him in his crate five seconds ago.

by MissDax January 1, 2011

Canine Landmine

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

by NorCalGal January 3, 2013

Cannibalucination

A hallucination in which another person's head becomes a chunk of meat.

"I hate the period before lunch. I always have cannibalucinations of the pudgy girl in front of me."

by Vintage Dinosaur February 24, 2013

cannibal face

A person who's facial appearance reminds another person of someone whom should be a cannibal or casted in a cannibal movie. Examples: forward for head with uni brow, narrow eyes and separated teeth all together on one face,) though not a deformation of the body it is an unlucky pick of genetic selection. Only the appearance gives the impression of a cannibal. The personality and intelligence is that of any other person.

Wow that guy has serious cannibal face! He looks like he could be a cannibal.

by vanburen July 21, 2014

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

canniff

The most amazing last name or name you will ever get because the canniffs arent afraid to defend their family they are very loving and caring but also not afraid to stand up to people

Damn watch out the Canniffs are here

Hey! lets go hang with the canniffs!!!

by Wagglesmaggles123 April 6, 2017