The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.
by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021
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"Man, that chick at the party last week performed a wet canadian on an off-duty mountie. It was rad."
by Jodis Shieldsmasher May 22, 2010
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by jeromyrb March 3, 2011
Get the New Canada mug.When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.
by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003
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Canada: Hey america!
USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?
Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!
*highfives greenland*
USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?
Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!
*highfives greenland*
by SKQHQ May 15, 2010
Get the Canadas Pants mug.a pride of symbol in canada, also a thing americans use to avoid being yelled at, beaten up, or killed(the movie hostel) in Europe
by johnathan keeks December 6, 2006
Get the canadian flag mug.A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.
Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...
by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005
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