calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.

Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."

by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

calebjob

the act of consuming children after a hand-job.

last night Sarah gave me a "calebjob" and it was pretty weird.

by whatt earp September 14, 2017

caleb hightchew

The most wonderful guy on earth. He's very loyal and would never do anything to hurt you. Very honest and hardworking guy. Very humble and caring yet has an amazing sense of humor. He always brings a smile on your face when he walks into the room. Bonus point he's very attractive💖

Get a Caleb Hightchew

by Adelle Richew December 14, 2017

Caleb Tavares

A awesome person who is kind and generous to others a god at fortnite and is a person that you would really want to be around

Caleb Tavares is nice

by Wise smart lad June 4, 2018

Caleb’d

Verb: The act of being too literal in a joking way.

Scenario 1
Person 1: Hey, I’m gonna run to the store, you need anything?

Caleb: You should probably drive, that’s a long way to run.

Person 3: lol, you got Caleb’d!

Person 1: Asshole!

Leads into Scenario 2
Person 1: Alright, I’ll holler at you later.

Caleb: You might want to call him on the phone, I don’t think he’ll hear you holler that far away. *imitates yelling person 1’s name*

Person 3: lol, you just got Caleb’d again!

Person 1: Dammit, Caleb! I hate you!

by knujscire October 14, 2018

Caleb

Caleb’s are usually really sexy and has a smile that will melt your heart. He is soo cute and is the best boyfriend ever.

Girl 1: Did you see Caleb, he has the sweetest smile.
Girl 2: I know, he’s also soo sexy.

by GabbyDavid😉😀🙂🤨 November 29, 2018