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Bob: He Jim, do you use cracked.io?
Jim: Yeah I do! Ping helped me resolve an issue I was having just the other day.
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Getting Caked

Emily: YO I was getting caked last night!
Sarah: Was it Ashley?!
Emily: You know it! She ate the cake like it was her birthday.
by Gustavo42069 July 6, 2020
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I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
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Half-Cocked

Jeff Showed me his Half-Cocked Weener in the Suburban
by Aaron Nosey May 9, 2004
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Cocked Up

The varying states of being under the influence of any type of Alcohol. Drunk, slightly buzzedor completely buzzed, totally wasted or just feeling good.

See examples to gather ideas regarding proper term usage.
Me:"Why you acting so silly, Silly?" You:" HA ha ha aha...I'm all cocked up."

"You should have seen Aunt Sally last night, she was all cocked up!"

"He's cocked up beyond belief. He pissed his pants."

TxtMSG:"Hey, I know it's 7am on Tuesday, but I'm half cocked and I figured you're drinking your morning beer about now. Can I stop by?" ..... "Of course! See you soon."

"Morning. So...I'm a little bit cocked up and I hate Mondays....you wanna call it a snow day with me? Maybe go to the pool?"
by saralli February 6, 2010
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Caked Up

Marcell - So whats up wit you and Mahogany?
Deondre - Well if you really wanna know, we just moved past the cakin it stage in now we all caked up.
by Bow Chicka Wow Wow92 November 10, 2009
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Cached

In marijuana smoking, for a bowl to be 'cached', means that it's completely ash and can't be smoked anymore.
Never hand someone a cached bowl without announcing that it's cached, it's rude and unacceptable.
Here's the bong man, it's cached but it's your turn to reload anyway.
This bowl's cached, time to reload that shit!
by Zombiebyte September 6, 2013
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