Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

Cucumbering

When you're talking with someone and suddenly the conversation turns extremely dry and you lose all interest in them.

I went on a date with this guy and everything went well until he started cucumbering me.

by The cucumber September 22, 2020

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

by The Original Uncle Filthy July 13, 2022

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

by the rectum July 26, 2022

cucumber lime

The greatest Gatorade flavor

Cucumber lime🤤🤤

by Cucumber lime September 27, 2022

Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022

cucumber

A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.

Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)

Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*

Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.

by Huntdok January 5, 2022