A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.
That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.
by Shulkingit April 25, 2015
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Some Creepy Old Dude

Legend.

Look Some Creepy Old Dude up on Facebook.
It's an awesome page... and sexy.

Look it up all all will make sense.
Loser: you like Waycest yah?
Some Creepy Old Dude: of course, I'm its pimp.
by thfhidsji 7 January 09, 2012
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creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
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Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!
You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!
by Human_person123 December 16, 2021
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State Farm: We'll groom your kids, and teach them to be gay.
Like a creepy neighbor, State Farm is there
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
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creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

A scary beast who transforms into a cannibal at night who goes around to eat people.

Then she stuffs their bones and blood into a pot and cooks it into a delectable dish

Also has a liking to the taste of baby flesh
your neighbor, creepy lady/woman/girl/etc.

some lady at your church
by rihbvuiregburgh August 17, 2008
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a person who loves spying on people, usually in the gym. this person also loves eating pickles because pickles "sounds funny" and is salty just like when that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle plays video game like overwatch, he always blames the healer for not healing him and always screams when he dies
why is that one creepy guy in the corner eating a pickle spying on me
by gyfytfdtytyguybuugfdrdsre April 25, 2017
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