CGAFF

I couldn't give a flying fuck
The ultimate state of just not caring.

A tamer, less aggressive version, IDGAF may be used in situations when more caaaaaaare has been expressed.

Person 1: hey man, have you finished that history report due Thursday?
Person 2: I CGAFF man..icgaff.

by cgaff man February 3, 2012

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Caffeine drip

A literal IV drip filled with caffeine. Apparently, a caffeine drip is not a joke.

I myself can't quit caffeine. I was in withdrawal so badly during surgery that I could not hold down even water as much. They literally had to hook me up to a caffeine drip. The drip rate was two hours instead of one hour because the nurse did not want to blow out my vein.

by Nickidewbear May 11, 2014

Caffeinessed

The action of accomplishing a goal solely due to the aid of caffeine.

"Wait, you actually finished the final paper?"
"8 cups of coffee and I caffeinessed it."

by mo's handle July 3, 2017

Caffination

Drinking a caffinated beverage early in the morning to kickstart your crappy day

Have you had your caffination today??

by Lonelylife September 22, 2018

Caffy

To be cute as fuck, and cool as fuck simultaneously

Yo Jaime is Caffy bro, she is fine as hell. But she gets me jokes, and is super chill to be around !

by Loos_Goose February 11, 2021

Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 10, 2010