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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.
I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010
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constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting
Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.
by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014
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boa constrictor

when a man takes his penis and wraps it around the base of the scrotum,protruding the testicles, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.
A. yo bro check out this boa constrictor!
B. eww gross
by tmfrb September 16, 2009
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Constructive Rage

Very similar to constructive criticism.

Constructive Rage is rage that is used in order to point out a negative characteristic in someone or something that you would like the perpetrator to alter. Unlike constructive criticism, however, Constructive Rage focuses a lot more on the use of emotive language, and profanities.

Useful in arguments to attach the blame to the other party.

Constructive Rage is usually used for the greater good.
Common formats of Constructive Rage:
"I wish you wouldn't <insert issue at hand>, you're so <expletive><adjective>."
"I wish you wouldn't text me at 2am, you're so fucking annoying."

"You know how <expletive><adjective> you look when you do that, right?"
"You know how fucking stupid you look when you do that, right?"

"<Expletive/blasphemous statement>! You really know that <present tense expletive> me off, don't you? Why the <expletive> do you persist?"
"Jesus Christ!" You really know that fucks me off, don't you? Why the fuck do you persist?"
by The Master of Rage February 3, 2009
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construda

Wash yo' ass, KSK (slangz)
I was told they'd be construda.
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Constructive Ambiguity

Some bullshit term created by academics 1)to make themselves look smart, 2) provide misdirection on a topic, and 3) sidestep the issue; but in actual fact, it has no real meaning.
Only the most high-browed, coke-bottle glasses-wearing academic, squirrelled away in the deepest stacks of academia could possibly use the term constructive ambiguity in a sentence.
by Paluka Joe March 21, 2008
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get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
by Wallace Carlos September 22, 2009
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