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Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.
by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016
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female comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian
by male comedian July 27, 2020
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ER comedian

Someone who can’t shut off the stand up jokes while waiting to be evaluated in the ER.
Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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comedogenic

something that tends to produce acne or make it worst.
dont!, that soap is comedogenic!!!
by KatChamber September 4, 2007
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comedic gold

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.
Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!
by izzy2812 March 31, 2011
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comedinerexia

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.
There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!
by jasonisdalmayo July 7, 2010
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Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.
Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.
by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011
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