Watch me Clutch

It is said in a video game, where a person who is gonna clutch the game, but fails miserably

Gamer 1 : Bro watch me clutch this
Gamer 2: Bet
Gamer 1 : *Gets obliterated*

by SkadialForeheadMan November 21, 2021

clutch

Adjective: Used to describe something that is really great or interesting by someone who is actually not cool at all and has no idea.

Noun: Sometimes used as a noun by someone who doesn't understand its meaning.

This word is often forced into conversation in an attempt to make it popular.

"That basketball game was so clutch."

or

"We should go downtown tonight, it would be totally clutch."

by Jon Lawhorn February 8, 2010

Clutch

When you force your only last squadmate alive to carry you in a match because you are an incompetent teammate.

"OMG MY TEAMMATE CLUTCHED," said P e d r o.

by coolboi_lol January 26, 2021

riding the clutch

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

Clutch and Dice

the slang term for penis and testicles

Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice

by Mytch March 21, 2007

clutch

the point at which awesome can no longer describe what just happened; something unbelievably cool; Epic x10

"that was so clutch"

by southernbelle93 December 18, 2011

Dry clutching

Having sex without the proper lubrication, causing the woman complain.

This is a metaphor to the sound made by high performance motorcycles that have a dry clutch system, which makes a humming, annoying sound when frequently applied.

"He forgot the lube, and was dry clutching her all night long"

by Julio Cesar March 4, 2008