porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...

Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.

by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006

Vacuum cleaner

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.

OMG a vacuum cleaner.

by JulianDB January 1, 2017

cleaning lady

The act of making passionate love on the floor, thereby sweeping at least a small section of it. An excellent way to combine work and play.

The cleaning lady did a really nice job on the kitchen floor. And the bathroom. And the other bathroom.

by fornicatia December 16, 2009

clean coal

Coal industry lobbying money in untraceable notes.

“My administration is putting an end to the war on coal, going to have clean coal, really clean coal.” Donald Trump

by Church Wolf April 2, 2017

Ghetto Cleaning

Ghetto cleaning is when you find a dirty article of clothing you want to wear, and instead of washing it, you spray it down with fabreze

"Dude, didn't you wear that shirt two days ago? You already cleaned it?"

"Naw man, I just went ghetto cleaning this morning"

"You smell like lilacs"

by RobPes March 21, 2009

tutty clean

Getting a blow job.

Hey bro where did u go last night? Oh I just went to get my tutty cleaned by some whore.

by jayson74 April 14, 2009

Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

by dirty113 December 21, 2009