glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.

We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.

by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011

The Claw

The Act of inserting your pointer finger into a girls vagina, and three fingers (middle, ring, and pinkie) in the butt of a girl. Can also be called one in the pink three in the stink. similar to the claw of a lobster.

The girl was all over that hse hockey player at the party so he gave her the claw.

After the game the hse hockey player gave his girlfriend the claw.

I gave the girl the claw last night.

by Michael Bullet April 2, 2011

claw hammer

When your partner falls asleep, you clinch your buttcheek over their nose untill their mouth opens. Then you drop your cock in their mouth.

Robert went to sleep, so I gave him the claw hammer.

by Chris656 April 29, 2008

White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

Lobster Claw

Originating in the state of Maine, a term used to describe 'four in the stink' and 'one in the pink'. A variation of the 'shocker' and the 'beatle clip'.

When she woke up in the morning, it felt as though a crustacean had eaten her asshole, but in reality her boyfriend had given her the ole lobster claw the night before.

by R Brown May 24, 2006

the claw

Used when proclaiming that something is brutally death metal or just plain brutal. In order to perform the claw you must raise your arm high in front of you for all to see while your hand takes on the form of a "claw"

1. "That was so brutally death metal - the claw - "
2. "That was so brutal - the claw - "

by Elyse S July 28, 2008

Sonofabitch Claw

A had gesture used to emphasize and symbolize something that something has pissed you off. Stick your hand out and down with the palm facing up. Then curl your fingers up about half way. It looks like imitation claws, and is very similar to the gesture that rock singers use. Also, used while proclaiming "SONOFABITCH!"

Guy 1: Hey, did you order those concert tickets yet?

Guy 2: NO! I called at 3, like they said, but they were sold out already... SONOFABITCH!
::SONOFABITCH CLAW::

by Tacolito22 February 23, 2009