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White Claw

Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.

Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016