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White Claw

A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.

Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016

White Claw

Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.

Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!

by beastbrohank June 3, 2016