the power of christ

Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

A Church founded in 1830 by Joseph Smith, Jr., and often nicknamed "The Mormon Church". The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, yet has followers worldwide.

Members follow the teaching of Joseph Smith, and believe in modern day Prophets and revelation. They believe in the Holy Bible and also in The Book of Mormon. The Church's Missionaries are one of it's most recognized traits, along with it's large temples topped with a golden angel. The Church is considered Christian by many as the members have a strong belief in Jesus Christ.

Mormons are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

by jakelow November 14, 2009

Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.

We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church

by Teemer November 15, 2004

Jesus Christ

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

Anti-Christ

Donald Trump

wow the president right now is the anti-christ

by im a weird person September 2, 2018

johnny christ

johnny christ the wicked bassist of avenged sevenfold! he is the third one but i think he is the last! i hope! he is super funny! and super sexy! he rocks!whoo!

johnny christ gets down with the hoes!

by rmf-shae- sparkie October 8, 2006

jesus H. christ

Almost 50 years ago, I worked in an operating room. One of the doctors always swore Jesus H. Christ. When asked what the "H" stood for, he answered, "For Hallmark, for those who care to send the very best."

Jesus H. Christ, are you stupid or what?

by devi700 August 11, 2017