toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans

“That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”

by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020

shaking the can

the act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room while shaking the can to a gay porno.

by Kyle Johnny Punani January 1, 2009

spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

Crunk can

A gasoline can (usually made of red plastic) used to store alcoholic beverages instead of gas. Useful for sneaking alcohol into venues/parties and getting crunk. Made popular in the early 2000's by the crunk music movement.

Homeboy 1: "Dude, why does this taste like gasoline?"
Homeboy 2: "Didn't rinse the crunk can right."

by Mattaboy July 10, 2014

Canned Bullshit

1) something incredibly wrong even more wrong than a normal bullshit.

2) A lie that is even more of a lie than a normal bullshit lie

3) Somethint so exaggerated that can't be definied just a bullhit. Then it's a CANNED BULLSHIT.

" I can wank 5 times in a row and then fuck 15 girls in a row ...
...DUDE....that's CANNED BULLSHIT!"

by Canned man December 28, 2011

cum in a can

sperm trapped in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

by austin simar July 11, 2019

Can Flipper

The worst job in the world. A can flipper is where a worker in a sardine factory who flip the cans of sardines after being handled by can stuffers. Scum of the earth. No one likes them.

Then the cans are moved to the can flippers. Nobody likes a can flipper. The cans of fish are sent to an oven to cook are disgustingly manhandled by another lousy can flipper and then are sent to a conveyor to have oil and other flavorings added.

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 30, 2019