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Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.
Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.
by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008
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booze o'clock

The time of day in Scotland (10a.m.) which we have to wait until to buy more booze and continue the party.
Connor: Hey Alex-bud, is it booze o'clock yet?

Alex: Aye, its 10 past.

Connor: We should get vodka.
by AlexfaeCleghorn March 14, 2010
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straightening up the closet

When you have to come out as straight to people that perceived you as homosexual.
He was hitting on me, so I had to tell him that I wasn't gay. I was just straightening up the closet.
by bryanaka March 14, 2015
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Another Year Closer!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021
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asshole is like a clown's pocket

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.
by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014
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Closet Cuckold

A man who is truly a Cuckold but hides it from everyone including his wife. He knows his wife is having an affair but pretends not to know because he can't resist the thought of her with another man.
Marc is such a closet cuckold, he knows Bill is fucking his wife but pretends not to know.
by Jill Weiss April 4, 2015
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sextra close

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.
Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound
by jordan lane August 19, 2009
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