death by fox trot

That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.

We drove two hours each to get to the dance, and had to endure four hours of death by fox trot.

by DrSamba December 6, 2007

Drive-by Whoring

the act of getting a group of your friends, creep up to your ex-lover(who cheated on you)'s house in the car, peel-out your tires, everybody in the car screaming at the top of their lungs "WHORE!!!", & drive away, leaving everyone in the neighborhood informed that a whore lives in that house!

Stacy got it on with the football team at that party last week?! That slut seriously needs a drive-by whoring called out on her!

by L0Lpants May 11, 2011

down by the river

A reference to a series of Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits by comedian Chris Farley in which he plays an overweight, out of work, motivational speaker who lives in a van down by the river. He is routinely hired by concerned parents to speak to their children about the dangers of gangs or drugs. In response, he overstays his welcome, trashes the house with his physical, slapstick humor and scares the kids by using his life as an example of what not to do.

"If you do drugs, you'll end up like me... living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

its much funnier when he says it, trust me.

by scoobydoo July 28, 2006

bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

Hillbilly Drive By

Action-Someone walks by or behind you and lets out a silent Fart as they quickly pass by. Usually performed in the work place, cubicle environment.

working in a cubicle when the foulest stench snuck up and slapps a person in the face. Realizing someone has just performed the dreaded Hillbilly Drive By.

by Hammerpatch September 22, 2010

she sells see shells by the shee-

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

by she sells she-this is bullshit March 30, 2021