Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.
Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.
by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016
Get the Dick in the Butt Syndrome mug.Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.
Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."
Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."
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When you sit down and your phone calls or texts a random person from the movement. Usually happens at school or at the office.
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When you open up your buttcheeks nice and wide so the other person can stick their dick inside.
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When you open up your buttcheeks nice and wide so the other person can stick their dick inside.
We were having buttsex, then my mother came in and saw my 12 inch dick being shoved up the other guy's anus.
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