Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

by Birch Guy December 2, 2014

buttholey

As in more than one butt hole. Describing something that is lame beyond belief. To be used only when all other synonyms are insufficient.

"Wow. I can't believe Jason burned the popcorn and then just peaced. That's so buttholey."

by bethaney April 1, 2008

butthole blast

The newest flavor of Mountain Dew, served only at Taco Bell. A play on words with the actual name, Baja Blast, for it's effects on the bowels.

Dude, I love the Butthole Blast Mountain Dew but it tears me up...

The pain is in the name.

by LeGiT ACT March 4, 2009

stinky butthole

Something you say when you want to sound like a retard. It’s used to describe just about anything. Yell out stinky butthole any time.

Man, John smells like a stinky butthole.

by M-dog October 29, 2019

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

Butthole Cat

Big ol buttholes that roll around on oatmeal wheels with xray glasses and screams like a cat.

Man that person is being such a Butthole Cat

by Snaggle Fraggle April 12, 2008

outie butthole

When you have a butthole that protrudes outward much like an outie bellybutton would. Often time, the butthole skin is long and flabby like excess skin protruding out from between the butt cheeks.

"Dude, I was fucking some dude, and he totally had an outie butthole, and he made me chew on it like a piece of beef jerky! I came so hard."

"I really enjoy it when some hot chick with DD's sucks lovingly on my long flabby outie butthole!"

"Like OMG Vanessa bent over in the locker room, and I totally saw her outie butthole it was so GROSS!"

"This beautiful summer breeze is causing my gorgeous outie butthole to flap wildly in the wind. Just beckoning for someone to come and suck on it..."

"I use special anus cleanser to properly cleanse my outie butthole skin with a Q tip."

by Randy F. April 1, 2014