Buttsuck

The definition of a 'buttsuck' refers to the admin, Ichi-Min from Bleach RP Society, who Roleplays as Ichigo Kurosaki.

"Ichi-min is a Buttsuck."

by Greyface Anon! October 4, 2011

Transilvainian Buttsex

sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)

Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex

by Gman665 December 13, 2010

Buttscootch

a verb for the act of sliding on one's ass over a smooth floor

On the ice skating range children are buttscootching all over the place

by Lola1985 October 8, 2008

Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.

You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."

by Hamtown December 2, 2010

buttsecks

A type of shrimp used in the greeting of certain men

That Asianboy shrimp had no buttsecks D:

by procyonca January 5, 2008

hello thar buttsekz

The greatest pick up line, can be made even more 1337 by adding LOL at the end

"So, why did Johnny fall off his bike"
"hello thar buttsekz LOL"

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

buttsexual music

Music/bands that is/are extremely stupid/gay/annoying/etc.

Person Who Is Just Getting Into Rock Music: What are some examples of fucking buttsexual music?

Person Who Is A Rock Music Fanatic: Let's see...Green Day, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Insane Clown Posse, Mindless Self Indulgence, and Disturbed. Some good bands are Cannibal Corpse, Sevendust, (Some) Godsmack, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, Six Feet Under, Mors Principium Est, Devildriver, DragonForce, and Anal Cunt.

by Kevin Rodriguez August 25, 2006