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Bulging the onion bag

Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!
by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011
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Mud bugging

The act of "blowing ones load" inside the rectal cavity of another. Immediately thereafter you suck or slurp the load out of the anus.

The optional add-on is to then spit the ejaculate into your partners mouth.
I got into a weird mud bugging scenario with Tara last night. Needless to say I'm out of scope.
by Eventide October 21, 2010
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burginity

butt virginity
(current B-card holders are "burgins")
1) paris hilton lost her burginity when she fell out of a tree and landed on the fencepost.

2) ouch! i'm walking bowlegged today because i lost my burginity last night.
by rocco valentine October 30, 2008
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Jim Rome is Burning

An elaborate sexual maneuver that involves the following steps:

Step 1: fill your toilet bowl with gasoline or another highly flammable liquid

Step 2: convince a girl to give you a blumpkin

Step 3: eat everything off of the Taco Bell Big Bell Value Menu

Step 4: receive the blumpkin, and let loose your explosive diarrhea

Step 5: allow the mix of shit and gasoline splash up onto the girl's chin, creating a Jim Rome style goatee

Step 6: take out a lighter, and light the girl's chin on fire, thus creating the "Jim Rome is Burning"
That bitch sassed me one too many times, so I got some taco bell and a lighter and gave her a Jim Rome is Burning.
by unforgivable23 March 15, 2009
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

when a woman has been freshly waxed,moistured and powdered,had her hair and nails done.got her hooker boot and a boostie and strutting her stuff.
by kylie anne January 20, 2004
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burning the chicken

Burning the chicken refers to fucking up something of utmost importance. You don't want to burn the chicken, EVER, trust me.
J: I'm gonna go drive drunk and run over some people.
K: Dude, that is like the definition of burning the chicken.
by dropacidnotbombs February 22, 2011
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ears are burning

to be the topic of a discussion somewhere else, or to sense this
My ears are burning and I feel like the people have the wrong idea.
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