I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building

An expression of extreme disgust over a proposed course of action. First uttered in the movie, "The Fan," by John Leguizamo.

"Baby, let's go antiques shopping this weekend."

"I'd rather nail my penis to a burning building."

by Artie D. May 1, 2006

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

101 Doors Entertainment is at Singapore building a kpop company

by syafinaz? October 14, 2023

like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020