Buffer Couple

a couple who provides an assurance of companionship and conversation for any dinner/event...

We booked a group dinner, knowing that we were bringing our buffer couple.

by Hunjiman February 23, 2020

Buffer year

A buffer year is the period of time (1-2 years) following graduation in which a young person resides with their parents rent-free to save money.

I am currently living at home as part of my buffer year.

by June bug 1999 June 17, 2021

Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009

Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead

It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!

by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

Truffle Buffer

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

daddy buffet

A daddy buffet is commonly referred to a hotel completely filled with male prostitution. It is also often referred to as a dominant male allowing you to "explore" their body.

God, I had the greatest daddy buffet last night!

by DemonDaddyDaymon May 14, 2017