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Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
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Pulling a Bryan.

Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.
“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”

“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”
by NotTheRealVinz January 9, 2020
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Bryan AC

He looks like shrek and he smells like ass also very lazy and fat and it always taking shit
Also he is very stupid and says the stupid shit I have ever heard But he also does funny thing that make him look high
Bryan AC is was sleeping The Whole day
by Unknow Mexican November 21, 2019
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Bryan Bae

You need to learn to be like Bryan Bae. Learn and better yourself.
by {╥|z April 12, 2019
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Bryan Sullivan

Basically a serial killer. Also sucks at arguments. Also doesn't have dick skin.
Bryan Sullivan- "Wow, did you hear that Brian Sullivan guy got caught by the FBI?"
"Yeah, I also heard he doesn't have cock skin but lies about it to make himself feel better about his lack of dick skin"
by mirder January 29, 2018
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Bryan González

Bryan is a cool guy. He’s funny and weird but that’s not the point. Bryan likes to watch duck videos and he lost his kid jr at dollar general. In fact, he’s selling him for 10$ because he’s poor at the moment. Also, did you know Bryan isn’t ugly. That’s right, Bryan is NOT ugly. It has been scientifically proven that Bryan González is not ugly. He also is very very good at soccer but refuses to go to college and play soccer. He declines every email so don’t bother emailing him. Bryan goes to Bandera HS, so if you see a really cool soccer player in the hallways you’ll know that’s him. You won’t miss him, just look for a weirdo that’s always wearing earbuds. You should meet a Bryan González, they’re pretty cool.
Bryan González no está feo.
by bryansfriendiscool101 April 3, 2021
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Bryan's Mom

Bryan's mom is the hotest mom EVER.
by Paul F SON!! May 14, 2009
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